Dont blow this off just because its a Freakin (awesome) Basement!
At least come over and look at it before you continue searching for your fancy luxury loft, or your 5 roommate/1 bath situation, because you just have to live in Williamsburg!
total. Short term welcome. No, really.... ALL UTILITIES AND BILLS ARE INCLUDED, within reason... We arent giving you free reign to the pay-per-view.
Look... Yes, its a freakin basement room. So what... There is a window. There are lots of very bright, but dimmable lights.
Its a large, but interesting L shaped room. Make it yours. Shape it into two rooms if you want. Its big enough to fit a queen- or king-sized bed and still have a den or office. Have a guest over... as long as they are not living with you...we probably wont even know you are home.
You have your own private kitchenette. Not good enough? Fine. Then you can use our kitchen sometimes too. Just ask.
You have your own freakin bathroom too. All yours... We dont go there. Just dont be a slob, please.
Oooh, and you get your own DVR. We pretty much have almost all premium cable and the high speed interwebs. You even get your own network!
And dont forget there is your own private entrance to our fantastic private backyard garden. Do you like to grill? Well, you can. Its all included. Just clean up when you are done. That is only the right thing to do.
Oh, and there is A/C. Not in your window, silly! That is for some natural light... Guess what? The basement has its own separate heat thermostat. In the winter we can turn it up for you... Its all included.
Come and go as you please. Yes, you do enter through our part of the apartment, but we dont bite. We are just your upstairs neighbors. We are a pretty chill, freelance couple. We have two elderly cats. No more. No less. The only catch is, I will occasionally use my office, which is also downstairs. Can you deal with that??? Your wall on my office wall is well insulated, so it will not be too loud.
If you are new to NYC, a very serious student, a hermit, tour a lot, a freelancer, or work ridiculous hours, this is a beyond perfect place for you and all your stuff! If you arent any of those things, check it out too. It may just be perfect for you as well.
But how would you know if you skip this post, because of the freakin basement thing???
No smokers, no couples, no party animals, and no other animals. Well maybe fish or lizards... Really, we just want someone whos tidy, responsible, and nice.
(Sorry, vouchers, City or state programs are not accepted).